Brothels, Bordellos and Billboards

Sex Sells, Or Does It?

Business is a seduction. I’m always preaching to accountants and financial advisors that they gotta attract and entice, not chase, new clients. Well it appears that they’re not the only ones who are hurting. Word on the street is that the brothel business is slow and they’re not taking it lying down.

Nevada bordellos claim that business is down 25%-45% and one of them has put up billboards to bring in more business. The ads apparently feature a cartoon of a horse with the tagline “The Party’s at Wild Horse”.

Other brothels in the area shy away from billboards prefering to market their “ranch” as a home away from home to truckers, their primary customers. Kinda ironic. Everyone else is using sex to sell everything from cologne to cars while brothels are using down home cooking, barbecues, baked beans and apple pie.

Some even offer “frequent flier” cards. The 10th visit is free.

And the world only gets weirder…